Going manual

We're running out of options. We need shutter speed, we need low ISO for quality, and we need aperture for depth-of-field. Let's go manual and see what this credit-sucking miracle of modern technology does to our image. It's time to go manual!

1/80th at f/5.6, ISO 100

We got our settings locked in with full manual mode on the box, but I don't even think Grandma is going to look at this and tell us what great images we make.

What happened? There's just not enough light coming from those tiny tungsten lights up above to light the subject. "They jus' dunnae have the power, Cap'n!"

If we don't have enough light, what do we do? We ADD some light! We spent all that money, the thing's gotta have a flash, right? Let's open 'er up, and see what a $3,000 built-in does to this. It must be amazing-balls for that price, right? right?